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My Day

Got up.

Fed the baby.

Ate.

Did a tiny bit of drawing.

Ran.

Ate out.

Went to Wal Mart.

Saw balls on a truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Beat off to college volleyball.

Watched the Fedor fight on CBS…Fedor got another knockout.

Wrote a blog about this shit.

November 7, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Beating Derek, Great job!, Guys, History, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Fedor

This guy is crazy.

I’ve actually been watching this MMA/UFC shit on tv more than I’d like to admit, these past couple of months.  It’s great to have on while I’m feeding the baby.

Any of you douches watch this too?

September 23, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Beating Derek, Guys, Pinheads, Seriously | | 2 Comments

time for a new career

For nine years, Sharron Thornton could see only shadows. But over the Labor Day weekend, when doctors at Miami’s Bascom Palmer Eye Institute removed the bandages from her eye, she could see their faces.

She regained her vision following a rare procedure — completed in several steps over six months — in which surgeons removed one of her teeth, drilled a hole in it, inserted a plastic lens into the hole and implanted the tooth-lens combination into her eye. It’s the first such operation in the United States, they said.

Thornton now has 20/70 vision, and can recognize faces and read a newspaper with a magnifying glass. She should get better vision once she is fully healed and fitted with glasses, doctors say.

Thornton, 60, knows exactly what she wants to do when she gets back home to Smithdale, Miss., pop. 2,034, in a week or two: “Play cards. Watch TV. Play with my grandbabies. I have seven new grandbabies since I was able to see.”

Thornton lost her vision nine years ago to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, a severe allergic reaction to medication that blistered and scarred her cornea, the dome-shaped part of the eye that covers the iris and pupil. She wasn’t a candidate for a corneal transplant or an artificial plastic lens because the eye was too badly damaged, said Dr. Victor Perez, lead surgeon in the operation and cornea specialist at Bascom Palmer, where the procedure was performed.

A stem cell procedure attempted six years ago at Bascom Palmer also failed.

About a year ago, Thornton was referred to Perez, who also is an associate professor of ophthalmology at the University of Miami Miller Medical School, for what he calls a “procedure of last resort.” He had recently trained in Rome under Italian ophthalmologist Giancarlo Falcinelli, who had developed a modified version of the tooth-lens procedure invented by another Italian doctor, Benedeteo Strampelli.

Strampelli developed the procedure in 1963, but it didn’t catch on for decades because of serious complications, at one point including the tooth-lens combination falling out of a patient’s eye. But with Falcinelli’s modification, the procedure is spreading in Europe and Japan, and, now, in the United States. In Ireland, a worker’s sight was restored after his cornea was destroyed by red-hot liquid aluminum in an explosion at a recycling plant.

Perez estimated there are 200 or more patients in the U.S. who can be helped by the surgery.

A tooth is used, Perez said, because it provides a stable, living platform of tooth, bone and cartilage that can remain alive, get nutrition from the eye and grow into a single piece with the cornea.

Thornton says she was shocked when Perez told her what he wanted to do: “Who in the world would take a tooth out of your mouth and put it in your eye?” she asked.

Read more at MiamiHerald.com

September 17, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Hard Lessons, Seriously, WTF? | | No Comments Yet

God doesn’t love you.

He’s actually a huge creep and a dick (mainly if you’re a fish, in this case).
http://io9.com/5357663/tongue%20eating-parasites-attack-fish-near-normandy

WTF

September 12, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Black dreams, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Human Teletubbies

July 17, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Seriously, Sweet Desserts | | 1 Comment

Cries and Whispers

Flashback to days of weed and Bergman. This slayed me…this scene is sort of lesbo comical, but it’s a fantastic movie.

July 8, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Ecstatic truth

This video is so awesome:

July 8, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Hard Lessons, Seriously, Sweet Desserts | | No Comments Yet

The true spirit of rock.

I love this band. Yeah, there’s a lot to laugh at here – Coke bottle glasses, love handles, Italian molester mustache, but I love these guys and their first couple of albums are phenomenal. Dudes, I present Dark Quarterer. Rockin’ shit out in 1984.

July 6, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Guys, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

The future of academic art

It’s what the students want.
Watch the whole thing.

June 11, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | (f)art, Art Faggery, Great job!, Pinheads, Seriously | | 1 Comment

Only cornbreadd and bat fight are real

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/426608ab8c/bat-fight

April 18, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Seriously | | 2 Comments