Hahahahahahaha

This audio clip (from here: http://loureads.com/2009/11/11/lou-reads-my-tiny-dick-forum-of-horrors/) is great.

YES

My Day

Got up.

Fed the baby.

Ate.

Did a tiny bit of drawing.

Ran.

Ate out.

Went to Wal Mart.

Saw balls on a truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Beat off to college volleyball.

Watched the Fedor fight on CBS…Fedor got another knockout.

Wrote a blog about this shit.

Assnuts

Get those temple garments out, sex giant. I AM BRINGING THE LOVE. EVERYBODY IN THE POOL. JOSEPH SMITH, SUCK UP THE JISM UP.

Zombie Sex Up The Butt

From http://www.kinkymonster.com/:
Poor girl, she’s been grabbed by the hair by a scary festering zombie guy. And what does he do first? After giving her a good look at the warts and sores and exploding sores on his grungy dick, he shoves it right smartly up her quivering ass as she screams in protest:

Now we see the extreme closeup of her stretched rosebud, as our hooded zombie monster-guy gets his lumpy cock shoved balls-deep in her anus and starts ramming away. She still doesn’t look happy, and can you blame her?

GGGNNNHHHAAUUUUUUUUUGGH
WHOOP IT

Technoviking ain’t shit.

This dude would rape his ass to a pulp.

Let’s talk about Dio for a minute.

OK, remember how Dio sang for Black Sabbath back in the 80s for a while? Those albums were good, and I’ve always preferred his voice, especially since he can still sing while Ozzy is a pitiful shell of what he used to be. Anyway, he’s back with the Black Sabbath dudes, and since legal shit is stopping them from calling themselves “Black Sabbath,” they’re going by the name “Heaven & Hell,” which is the title of one of the albums they did with Dio singing.

All that background leads me to this:

http://www.myspace.com/heavenandhellmusic

Listen to the song “Bible Black.” The dude singing that is 67 fucking years old. Unbelievable. Nobody’s voice should be that rocking at almost 70 goddamn years of age.

Dio rules the world. Bow down before his tiny frame.

By the way, I saw Dio live about 4 years ago, and it was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. He sang everything perfectly. I hope the man lives forever.

picasso, van gogh, sherwin williams… these are people who worked in paints.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f3a2605847/craigslist-penis-photographer-featuring-bob-odenkirk-from-fod-team

Attention creeps

Facebeard, someone needs to post this outside your classroom.

Facebeard

I hope that you are not being creepy during the Olympics. That would make me concerned.

I didn’t need to spend $2000.00 and 5 days of driving to find this…

Study Says Buffalo One of the Worst Markets for Young Adults

http://www.wkbw.com/news/business/bizfirst/25290854.html

Article by No F’ing Shit.  At least I have a great job and have no debt.

 

I’ve made a huge mistake.