Hardlessons

The authority on life's hard lessons and sweet desserts

Dear Brent

This should help you in your Juggalo research.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=154025486

Thank me later.

December 28, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Black dreams, Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

hey guys, what’s up?

December 11, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Great job!, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around | | No Comments Yet

some confusing imagery

December 11, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Black dreams, Great job!, Pant Full of Bone, WTF? | | No Comments Yet

So hot

I kept on cracking up, waiting for the horse to yell “JEFFFFFFFFFF UNNNNNNGGGHHHHGHGHGHG”

November 16, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

Hahahahahahaha

This audio clip (from here: http://loureads.com/2009/11/11/lou-reads-my-tiny-dick-forum-of-horrors/) is great.

YES

November 13, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

My Day

Got up.

Fed the baby.

Ate.

Did a tiny bit of drawing.

Ran.

Ate out.

Went to Wal Mart.

Saw balls on a truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Beat off to college volleyball.

Watched the Fedor fight on CBS…Fedor got another knockout.

Wrote a blog about this shit.

November 7, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Beating Derek, Great job!, Guys, History, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Assnuts

Get those temple garments out, sex giant. I AM BRINGING THE LOVE. EVERYBODY IN THE POOL. JOSEPH SMITH, SUCK UP THE JISM UP.

October 15, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Pant Full of Bone | | No Comments Yet

Zombie Sex Up The Butt

From http://www.kinkymonster.com/:
Poor girl, she’s been grabbed by the hair by a scary festering zombie guy. And what does he do first? After giving her a good look at the warts and sores and exploding sores on his grungy dick, he shoves it right smartly up her quivering ass as she screams in protest:

Now we see the extreme closeup of her stretched rosebud, as our hooded zombie monster-guy gets his lumpy cock shoved balls-deep in her anus and starts ramming away. She still doesn’t look happy, and can you blame her?

GGGNNNHHHAAUUUUUUUUUGGH
WHOOP IT

July 10, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

Technoviking ain’t shit.

This dude would rape his ass to a pulp.

SEX

June 13, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Beard Check-In, Hard Lessons, Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

Let’s talk about Dio for a minute.

OK, remember how Dio sang for Black Sabbath back in the 80s for a while? Those albums were good, and I’ve always preferred his voice, especially since he can still sing while Ozzy is a pitiful shell of what he used to be. Anyway, he’s back with the Black Sabbath dudes, and since legal shit is stopping them from calling themselves “Black Sabbath,” they’re going by the name “Heaven & Hell,” which is the title of one of the albums they did with Dio singing.

All that background leads me to this:

http://www.myspace.com/heavenandhellmusic

Listen to the song “Bible Black.” The dude singing that is 67 fucking years old. Unbelievable. Nobody’s voice should be that rocking at almost 70 goddamn years of age.

Dio rules the world. Bow down before his tiny frame.

GOD

By the way, I saw Dio live about 4 years ago, and it was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. He sang everything perfectly. I hope the man lives forever.

April 2, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Great job!, Pant Full of Bone | | No Comments Yet