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Lizard penis

Snakes have hemipenes as well.

July 17, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | Leave a comment

echidna boner

It has four heads.  Cody would have a rad time sucking on it.

edit:  I have no idea why I wrote “anteater.”  This is an echidna’s dork that you’re looking at.  I just get so excited about boners sometimes.

July 11, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | 1 Comment

Cody

You rule.

Keep sucking on turtle penises.  Only you know the magic.

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    1. Now I can suck a turtles penis.

      Comment by cody | July 8, 2008 <!– @ 6:00 pm –>| Edit

July 9, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | 1 Comment

Penis wins. Flawless victory.

I wonder if that third one down is “penis” in Arabic.

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July 3, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | Leave a comment

How to get the sperm from the pig?

The description of this video is “Satisfies a craving very much !”

June 27, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | Leave a comment

Find a dog….and jerk it off.

The more you know…

June 27, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | Leave a comment

Want some elephant sperm?

This is from Tetrapod Zoology:

If you want to collect sperm from a (captive) elephant, how do you do it? Luckily youtube provides the answer. It seems that manual stimulation of the penis (1) just doesn’t do it for elephants, and (2) is physically dangerous (read on), so you have to stick your arm into the animal’s rectum and vigorously stimulate its prostate gland. How vigorously? Watch the video. The eventual result – and I’m not entirely sure how long this takes – is ejaculation…

In order for mating to be successful then, the penis has to be both long and flexible. Naturally S-curved (with the tip pointing upwards), it can be up to 1 m long (some sources say up to 1.5 m) and have a girth of 16 cm. It has a Y-shaped external urethal opening and is controlled by a large levator penis muscle. The clitoris is also large, at a whopping 40 cm, and is manipulated by a levator clitoris muscle. Perhaps the most interesting bit of information (provided in the video by elephant reproduction expert Robert Hermes) is that, not only does manual stimulation fail to work on elephants, it’s also physically dangerous. Apparently there are parts of the elephant penis that, when touched, cause the organ to flick around with enough force to knock over an unwary veterinarian or even inflict a black eye.

June 27, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners | Leave a comment

The Reason I ran in College

…ran with a boner.

June 21, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around, Sweet Desserts, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Even Better Boner Holy Shit!

Crazy looking dork!  Wait.  What the fuck am I doning posting this shit?

June 14, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around, Seriously, WTF? | Leave a comment

Elephant Boner and Rhino Boner

June 14, 2008 Posted by | Horse Boners, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around | Leave a comment

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