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Get into it, Sex Giant

July 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | No Comments Yet

I haven’t looked at the stats in a while

but horse dicks are still reigning supreme.

Today

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I particularly like “how to get a horse cock hard?”

In a way, I feel bad because we haven’t been able to provide helpful information on that subject.  Hopefully the curious person (Cody?) found an answer on Yahoo! Answers.

October 22, 2008 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners, Screwing Around | | 1 Comment

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

October 9, 2008 Posted by facebeard | Horse Boners, Pinheads, Sweet Desserts, Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

The Truth About Sluts in America These Days

September 17, 2008 Posted by burkepercival | Guys, Horse Boners, Screwing Around, Seriously, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Just so you know

Volleyball is trying to break records previously held by animal cocks and balls.

Yesterday

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August 29, 2008 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners, Sweet Desserts | | 2 Comments

Enough of the horse dicks (or cocks) and back to screwing around

Not having internets was rough. And I don’t think my e-mail is working…going to work on that now.
Moving is sort of like sucking on this thing, Cody:

August 6, 2008 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Hard Lessons, Horse Boners, Seriously | | 1 Comment

I found a yummy one for you, Cody

Prolapsed hemipenes on a chameleon. That looks like it hurts.

Chameleon penis prolapse

July 17, 2008 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | No Comments Yet

Lizard penis

Snakes have hemipenes as well.

July 17, 2008 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | No Comments Yet

echidna boner

It has four heads.  Cody would have a rad time sucking on it.

edit:  I have no idea why I wrote “anteater.”  This is an echidna’s dork that you’re looking at.  I just get so excited about boners sometimes.

July 11, 2008 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Horse Boners | | 1 Comment

Cody

You rule.

Keep sucking on turtle penises.  Only you know the magic.

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    1. Now I can suck a turtles penis.

      Comment by cody | July 8, 2008 <!– @ 6:00 pm –>| Edit

July 9, 2008 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | 1 Comment