Hardlessons

The authority on life's hard lessons and sweet desserts

That’s the spirit!

December 30, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Screwing Around | | No Comments Yet

hey guys, what’s up?

December 11, 2009 Posted by 1174 NUDE CLUB | Great job!, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around | | No Comments Yet

some confusing imagery

December 11, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Black dreams, Great job!, Pant Full of Bone, WTF? | | No Comments Yet

Magical moments

I have been laughing for the last 25 minutes.
I made a beer run to the local Albertsons, and Mr. Walkway might remember a special dude that works there. He is there all the time, mostly bringing in carts from the parking lot. He’s a big guy, maybe 6′5″ or so, and always super cheerful. He loves his job.
So, as I am on my way into the store, a girl who has just gotten done with her shift is on the way out, and as she passes him, she shivers and says “BRRR…..IT’S COLD!”
She got about 20 feet from him and he yells in this crazy excited shriek “YOU SHOULD HAVE WORN A JACKET”
I still have not recovered.

December 4, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Crystals have always been a special way to show a lady you care…

November 21, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Great job!, History, Seriously, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

So hot

I kept on cracking up, waiting for the horse to yell “JEFFFFFFFFFF UNNNNNNGGGHHHHGHGHGHG”

November 16, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

JUG IT

November 10, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Pinheads | | 1 Comment

Beep!

November 9, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job! | | No Comments Yet

My Day

Got up.

Fed the baby.

Ate.

Did a tiny bit of drawing.

Ran.

Ate out.

Went to Wal Mart.

Saw balls on a truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Beat off to college volleyball.

Watched the Fedor fight on CBS…Fedor got another knockout.

Wrote a blog about this shit.

November 7, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Beating Derek, Great job!, Guys, History, Pant Full of Bone, Screwing Around, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

I’d rather have rotted breastmilk than a million melons.

Bro it, dudes.

November 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job! | | 2 Comments