Hans Bellmer

Hans Bellmer

Creep it, Helnwein.

when you stare into the abyss…

Ah shit… this was supposedly a fetish video, but I just found out it’s some “artist” instead. Anyway, enjoy.

tru art.

I stumbled across this genius when I got a bunch of death metal CDs in the mail earlier this week. The CD in question is actually OK, but the artist is not. Here’s the masterpiece in question.

I don’t know what you guys were doing in school with your faggy degrees or whatever, but you can’t touch REAL ART. Check it.

http://www.leighodom.com/2007/index2007.htm
http://dart.fine-art.com/dGallery.asp?i=4636

Yes

Ron Mueck continued

If this doesn’t make your pecker tingle, you are a gay.

Rad sculptures. Big ups.

I dig it, at least. It would be awesome to see some of his stuff in person, methinks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Mueck

True art.

I found this in a truck stop in Georgia today. I passed on buying it since it was $17.99, but now I’m kicking myself because that’s a small price to pay for such godliness. Behold.

The future of academic art

It’s what the students want.
Watch the whole thing.

Master of the Wind

Time to season those dutch ovens. I challenge you fart terrorists to hold your lady under the sheets, fart like brown magic, and sing this entire song: