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Technoviking ain’t shit.

This dude would rape his ass to a pulp.

Who is man enough for this throne?

My vote goes to Mr. Sex Giant.

Tolstoy wins

Dear dudes

I’m not sure about my beard’s future. It doesn’t have a great existence to begin with, but my crazy brain won’t stop obsessively pulling it out. My solution is to kill my beard. I would much rather kill my crazy brain, but that douche is pretty tenacious. I’m going to have to kill my beard to teach my crazy brain a lesson. In fact, I’m going to kill it and make my crazy brain watch. When my crazy brain learns to play nice, then maybe it can have a beard. But until my crazy brain does learn a lesson, I’m not going to walk around all patchy, looking like a sex murderer because it cannot behave itself. This shit will not stand.

Don’t worry, Gentleworm

Just grown another one.  This guy will step up and check in for you.  Next time, break all your mirrors and don’t listen to your brain.

 

Willie Nelson

It’s his 75th birthday today.

Big ups to us!

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Checking in

Sorry for the delay, kiddo.

 

Moustaches

My chat with gentledong this morning got me thinking about moustaches.

First, Christianity should have known what it was in for when it saw this:

Second, I found this, described as “Japanese cast metal samurai mask with riveted detail, horse hair moustache, and red enamel interior. [Rago Arts and Auction Center]” You can always count on the Japanese.

Third, when do we get to hang out with this guy?

Edit: If you’ve got a few minutes to screw around, go here.