Hardlessons

The authority on life's hard lessons and sweet desserts

Important questions

November 22, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Fuck a log

Rhinos get all the points.
BONER BONER BONER WIGGLING BONER

November 19, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | 1 Comment

Good lord.

That is almost prehensile.

November 19, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | No Comments Yet

Waste 7 minutes of your life

November 19, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Pinheads | | No Comments Yet

So hot

I kept on cracking up, waiting for the horse to yell “JEFFFFFFFFFF UNNNNNNGGGHHHHGHGHGHG”

November 16, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Pant Full of Bone | | 1 Comment

JUG IT

November 10, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job!, Pinheads | | 1 Comment

Beep!

November 9, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job! | | No Comments Yet

Juggalos are the future

And the future looks retarded.
Remember when people were freaking out about Ozzy’s Suicide Solution?
http://www.localnews8.com/Global/story.asp?S=11454367

Be sure to watch the video.

November 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Pinheads | | No Comments Yet

I’d rather have rotted breastmilk than a million melons.

Bro it, dudes.

November 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job! | | 2 Comments

These are the nipples. Somewhat old, but they seem to work well.

Mr. Walkway, I am sighting in your cannon tomorrow.
I found this video, and my thoughts progressed something like this:
“WHOA…3 SHOT POLE CANNON…….HOLY SHIT……..these guys are dorks…..this is NASTY CREW in 25 years.”

My favorite quote is “Whatever we did (?), it was deadly.”

November 6, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Beating Derek, Great job!, Guys, Hard Lessons | | 2 Comments