Embryo Jesus

My mission is to promote motherhood, children, prayer and Jesus. I began painting religious art after two of my rosaries changed to a gold color.

I felt the need to thank Jesus with my pro-life art.

Each mystery of the rosary has two paintings and a description. Please pray and meditate on the rosary (life of Jesus) every day for the end of abortion. Encourage members of your family to express their feelings about our nation’s greatest sin. Write a letter expressing your feelings to friends, family and political leaders. God is offended by the number of abortions in this very blessed country.

Thank you, Jesus, for the gift of 24-hour Eucharistic Adoration!

GULKGULKGULK

GUIDE IT IN, JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Creep it, Helnwein.

That’s the spirit!

Big ups to this guy

Kind of a long read, but funny.

“They pin me on the wall,” he says. “They kiss me right on the neck. I unbutton my shirt. It feels very nice. I had a girl. She was on my willy. She jumped on my willy. It’s wicked. It feels nice. I have a huge boner. Straight up. It feels lovely. Yep. I want to do it again. She also put her boobs in my face. One of the strippers grabbed my glasses and put them on her nipple. ‘Are you naughty?’ ‘Oh, yes, I’m very naughty.’ ‘Come on, big boy! Let’s take it down to your trousers! Unfasten your belt and let me pull it down and suck on it!'”

Magical moments

I have been laughing for the last 25 minutes.
I made a beer run to the local Albertsons, and Mr. Walkway might remember a special dude that works there. He is there all the time, mostly bringing in carts from the parking lot. He’s a big guy, maybe 6’5″ or so, and always super cheerful. He loves his job.
So, as I am on my way into the store, a girl who has just gotten done with her shift is on the way out, and as she passes him, she shivers and says “BRRR…..IT’S COLD!”
She got about 20 feet from him and he yells in this crazy excited shriek “YOU SHOULD HAVE WORN A JACKET”
I still have not recovered.

God bless him

I’d love to hear what he was yelling about at that moment.

Important questions

Fuck a log

Rhinos get all the points.
BONER BONER BONER WIGGLING BONER

Good lord.

That is almost prehensile.