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Crystals have always been a special way to show a lady you care…

November 21, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Great job!, History, Seriously, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

The Lumberjack

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October 28, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

user reviews

LICEMEISTER PUBIC COMB
 Five Stars
I live in Amarillo, and I got crabs from my b/f. It gets pretty hot here and the itching was driving me crazy! I bought this product and it solved my problem. I have even turned some people at the nursing home I work at on to this! What a blessing.
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ANAL BLEACHING CREAM
 Five Stars
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LIQUID VIRGIN TIGHTENING LUBRICANT
 Five Stars
Omg things were totally dragging in the bed room, but these drops seriously helped my sex life, my boyfriend noticed something was different and he loved it, needless to say he is now my fiance…..!!!! totally recommend!!! He will notice! Don’t apply too much, beware you might be too tight, this just shows you how well the product works!! a million stars!

October 4, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

time for a new career

For nine years, Sharron Thornton could see only shadows. But over the Labor Day weekend, when doctors at Miami’s Bascom Palmer Eye Institute removed the bandages from her eye, she could see their faces.

She regained her vision following a rare procedure — completed in several steps over six months — in which surgeons removed one of her teeth, drilled a hole in it, inserted a plastic lens into the hole and implanted the tooth-lens combination into her eye. It’s the first such operation in the United States, they said.

Thornton now has 20/70 vision, and can recognize faces and read a newspaper with a magnifying glass. She should get better vision once she is fully healed and fitted with glasses, doctors say.

Thornton, 60, knows exactly what she wants to do when she gets back home to Smithdale, Miss., pop. 2,034, in a week or two: “Play cards. Watch TV. Play with my grandbabies. I have seven new grandbabies since I was able to see.”

Thornton lost her vision nine years ago to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, a severe allergic reaction to medication that blistered and scarred her cornea, the dome-shaped part of the eye that covers the iris and pupil. She wasn’t a candidate for a corneal transplant or an artificial plastic lens because the eye was too badly damaged, said Dr. Victor Perez, lead surgeon in the operation and cornea specialist at Bascom Palmer, where the procedure was performed.

A stem cell procedure attempted six years ago at Bascom Palmer also failed.

About a year ago, Thornton was referred to Perez, who also is an associate professor of ophthalmology at the University of Miami Miller Medical School, for what he calls a “procedure of last resort.” He had recently trained in Rome under Italian ophthalmologist Giancarlo Falcinelli, who had developed a modified version of the tooth-lens procedure invented by another Italian doctor, Benedeteo Strampelli.

Strampelli developed the procedure in 1963, but it didn’t catch on for decades because of serious complications, at one point including the tooth-lens combination falling out of a patient’s eye. But with Falcinelli’s modification, the procedure is spreading in Europe and Japan, and, now, in the United States. In Ireland, a worker’s sight was restored after his cornea was destroyed by red-hot liquid aluminum in an explosion at a recycling plant.

Perez estimated there are 200 or more patients in the U.S. who can be helped by the surgery.

A tooth is used, Perez said, because it provides a stable, living platform of tooth, bone and cartilage that can remain alive, get nutrition from the eye and grow into a single piece with the cornea.

Thornton says she was shocked when Perez told her what he wanted to do: “Who in the world would take a tooth out of your mouth and put it in your eye?” she asked.

Read more at MiamiHerald.com

September 17, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Hard Lessons, Seriously, WTF? | | No Comments Yet

winnebago man

August 7, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

commitment

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August 5, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

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July 16, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever look at Helnwein’s stuff…

ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

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May 1, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

have a great night everyone

the car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
and a dark wind blows
the government is corrupt
and we’re on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawn

we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

the sun has fallen down
and the billboards are all leering
and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

it went like this:

the buildings tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
and pulled out their hair

the skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze

i said: “kiss me, you’re beautiful -
these are truly the last days”

you grabbed my hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a fever

we woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
for sure it’s the valley of death

i open up my wallet
and it’s full of blood

May 1, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

i love this

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April 25, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment