Hardlessons

The authority on life's hard lessons and sweet desserts

Next stop please, Mr. Toad.

Hello nasty intergunes. I’m sitting in a hotel room in Chinatown, LA, drinking a beer at 9 am. Sex giant is in an interview now, he will emerge bloodied and victorious, I will pick him up in the minivan, we will yell for a good 40 minutes about how sick of this bullshit we are, and then we’ll figure out what to do with the rest of our day. We will be done with our tasks and glad for it- seven fun interviews in the last 2 days between the two of us.
We had an awesome meal last night at a little belgian sausage/magical beer place a little ways from here. I had a rabbit and rattlesnake sausage and was asked what “genre” of painting I do. The (f)art world’s grab-and-toss range is formidable. We got back to the hotel, made belgian farts and laughed, and I was asleep half a beer later.
I am thinking of the Bukowski poem where he says “I need 40 days to sleep. I need to beat hell out of someone.”
Helmets on.

February 28, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | (f)art, Great job!, Hard Lessons | | 1 Comment

A force for good…

I’d hate to say that we’re contributing to the the human race, but the stats from the litany of our posts do not lie.

Top Posts

Ball Fun! 3,161 views

Fail 2,096 views

Enough of the horse dicks (or cocks) and back to screwing around 994 views

The number of people who looked at the “Arabian goggles” post is nearly equal to the population of the town I grew up in. Slap that shaved piece of smelly flesh over your eyes and look at the world…. We will make a difference. I’m going to live forever…..

February 18, 2009 Posted by Mr. Walkway | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Amen!

February 16, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job! | | 3 Comments

You homos have a good time today!

February 15, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Guys | | No Comments Yet

SPORTINGGudz

mikewgaur1

February 11, 2009 Posted by facebeard | Great job!, Guys, Sweet Desserts | | 1 Comment

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tuscanretard

February 10, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Great job! | | 2 Comments

One more post before I go to bed.

I like the dancing chick/armless drummer combo going on here.

February 7, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

Weekly Steve Vai!

February 7, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Mom…what are you doing-uh!…I’m naked-uh!

February 7, 2009 Posted by burkepercival | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

It is fine pt.3

I didn’t post the first trailer, but the third is magical:

February 3, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Black dreams, Great job!, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments