Rat soup eatin’ motherfucker

Rudy Ray Moore is dead!
Damn.

CHUBBY=METAL

Stiffbeef and I decided that if you are not plumping up, you are not metal.

Tolstoy wins

That new penis pic is fucking beautiful.

I don’t know what sort of animal that penis (pictured) is attached to, but it’s fucking gorgeous. It’s like a twizzler sitting on a pair of robin’s eggs. Stunning.. absolutely stunning. Hats off to whoever posted that… hats off.

My nuts could do a better job of running a campaign…

Not that I’m complaining, but what the fuck is wrong with republicans. Out of all of this retarded right-wing christian “pro-America” rhetoric, finally there was an act I could respect. Some right-wing wacko was out in front of a McCain rally, claiming that Obama was a secret muslim, when a real muslim, who happens to work for the McCain campaign, comes out and tells the guy that the campaign doesn’t beleive in what he’s spewing. Someone taped it, CNN saw it and wanted to do an interview with the guy. The guy was excited and planned to show up…. when the McCain camp told him “no how, no way.”

Finally, out of the thousands of videos showing the hateful, spiteful, retarded legions of McCain supporters, they have one of tolerance and sense and they won’t let the guy tell his story because he’s muslim. Is there anyone with any fucking sense over there? Seriously….

Again, not that I’m complaining. I think it’s great they’re incompetent. It’s just sad.

Cold fission = Stevia

We need to get Dan Quinn to do a guest post on this blog once a month.

And, no, you can’t get your 10 minutes back.

Nero

Graffiti portrait of Nero.

I haven’t looked at the stats in a while

but horse dicks are still reigning supreme.

Today

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I particularly like “how to get a horse cock hard?”

In a way, I feel bad because we haven’t been able to provide helpful information on that subject.  Hopefully the curious person (Cody?) found an answer on Yahoo! Answers.

Mericans….

Yep…

Yep… Conservatives have all the brains.

It’s all anecdotal, but I believe I’ve spotted a disturbing trend in comments on political blogs. If the comment appears to have been written by a third grader, odds are it’s written from a conservative point of view. I’m not saying all conservative comments are stupid, but the really stupid ones seem much more likely to be conservative. It’s even more awesome when they’re trying to sound smart. Take this little gem for instance:

Posted by surf4630

October 19, 2008 1:04 PM Well spoken. You’re spelling is representative of an average liberal’s intelligence.
When the democrats start taxing us heavily to fund their socialized version of America; there will be a trickle down effect.Companies will eliminate jobs and increase the cost of their products;thereby, creating inflation which will hurt lower-class liberals.

The moral of this story: if you are going to write a post claiming you are smarter (and a better speller) than liberals, you may want to double check your own comment (i.e. You’re = you are; not the possessive your). You should probably also look up “inflation” to see what it actually means.