Finnish Folk Metal speaks truth…

I found this on Aardvarcheaeology today. I should be doing stuff, but I’m not…

Here’s an English translation of their lyrics:

The troll was sitting on a rock and called out, “Hey!
Who has spilled my mead?”
But none of the animals in the woods or [...]
knew who had spilled the troll’s drink.

The troll was sitting on a rock and called out, “Hey!
Who’s trampled my toadstools?”
But none of the animals in the woods or bogs or under the vault of the sky
knew who had trampled the entire field.

 

The troll was sitting on a rock and called out, “Hey!
Bread and bacon for the wise ones!”
Rats [...]
who knew that was all the troll had left.

And the rats were gibbering at the troll, “Hey!
The Christians have spilled your mead
The Christians have trampled your toadstools
The Christians have beaten your brothers!”

Then the troll became angry and got up from his stone.
He went to the land of the Christians and burned down their ugly church.

Pure genius.

Just wanted to let you all know…

That I also tentatively support the $700,000,000,000 bill designed to stem the forthcoming economic depression.  Furthermore, I will be donating 3.5 billion in personal artwork to help quell any uncertainties in the local economy and urging fellow artists to do what they can to help the less fortunate in their neighborhoods.

sweet nothings for you to whisper to your lady

There are 2 comments about this photo:

Posted at 08/24 9:58pm by Mike Glasener

Kim you look great on E T.V. show. You are Hot like the sun, and the flowers. Your are pritty there all the grils.

Posted at 09/17 09:41am by fernando

preciosa

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

Christians touching kids’ knees

I am amazed by how predictable this shit is.  Every fucking sleazy aspect- the fake name, the victimization complex, living on a compound.  I am sort of jealous of the last part.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/childporn.alamo/index.html

Hard Lesson: do not grab and toss at the police!

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x1488613584/Man-arrested-for-battery-after-passing-gas

YES MY FRIENDS

http://timandericfiles.doneconsulting.com/fl.mov

erotic paradise

http://gimpsgonewild.com/models.htm

Tim & Eric

This week’s show was awesome.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951bc80ed4011c775c97750819

Meat face

Saw this painting in a somewhat recent issue of Art in America.  It’s part of a series, of which I could only find two paintings.  The artist is Vietnamese and his name is Hyo Seok Han.  

This painting kicks my flaccid dick right off.

FUN LOLOLOL