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Zombie Sex Up The Butt

From http://www.kinkymonster.com/:
Poor girl, she’s been grabbed by the hair by a scary festering zombie guy. And what does he do first? After giving her a good look at the warts and sores and exploding sores on his grungy dick, he shoves it right smartly up her quivering ass as she screams in protest:

Now we see the extreme closeup of her stretched rosebud, as our hooded zombie monster-guy gets his lumpy cock shoved balls-deep in her anus and starts ramming away. She still doesn’t look happy, and can you blame her?

GGGNNNHHHAAUUUUUUUUUGGH
WHOOP IT

July 10, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Pant Full of Bone | | No Comments Yet

Cries and Whispers

Flashback to days of weed and Bergman. This slayed me…this scene is sort of lesbo comical, but it’s a fantastic movie.

July 8, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Seriously | | No Comments Yet

Ecstatic truth

This video is so awesome:

July 8, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Hard Lessons, Seriously, Sweet Desserts | | No Comments Yet

Nasty uncensored.

I recently looked at this CD of pictures from the visit Matt and I made to AZ several years ago. I didn’t remember how retarded things got. There is some real shameful stuff there. I also didn’t remember that I have gained like 40 pounds since then. Is there a point to this post? No, not really. Just watch what you eat, because you might get fat someday.

July 7, 2009 Posted by sugarpussy | History | | 1 Comment

Exuma

I haven’t listened to Exuma in a long time since it was something I was rocking a lot while in a weird place in life, but I’ve been revisiting it today, and it rules. So there.

July 7, 2009 Posted by sugarpussy | Black dreams | | No Comments Yet

Get into it, Sex Giant

July 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Horse Boners | | No Comments Yet

The precious unborn

July 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Black dreams | | 1 Comment

Tourette’s Camp

July 7, 2009 Posted by darth vader roller coaster | Yelling in the Library Fridays | | 1 Comment

The true spirit of rock.

I love this band. Yeah, there’s a lot to laugh at here – Coke bottle glasses, love handles, Italian molester mustache, but I love these guys and their first couple of albums are phenomenal. Dudes, I present Dark Quarterer. Rockin’ shit out in 1984.

July 6, 2009 Posted by sugarpussy | Guys, Seriously | | No Comments Yet

True art.

I found this in a truck stop in Georgia today. I passed on buying it since it was $17.99, but now I’m kicking myself because that’s a small price to pay for such godliness. Behold.

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July 6, 2009 Posted by sugarpussy | (f)art | | 1 Comment